Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Dear non-smoker: Your life is worth nothing, because you devote it to crawling up my ass instead of living"

• Life Is Worth Living
• Because it all burns up
• cabin fever with the water crawling up
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Up Your Ass
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing: Traitor to the Nation: Vol. 1: The Pox Party
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Living together instead of marriage
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Totally feathered up and living on the dub side
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Is a penny worth picking up?
• Living up to your father's expectations isn't easy.
• Unknowingly, you are living in a "Word World", as in a fictitious life in a counterfeit nation
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• because I have given up any care
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• I've been living my life half asleep
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Living The Bohemian Life
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Living up to your potential
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• Living it up in the Lowlands - an international Dutch nodermeet
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Blowing smoke up your ass
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• How to wipe your ass
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Big Ass Ham
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Morrison's Lament
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• African wild ass
• Ass Ponys
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• ass hole!!! (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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