• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Damn, I'm good.
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm such a philistine
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Arachnoid, Adult
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Damn poem still haunts me
• Damn server
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 25
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Young Adult Novel
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Damn porpoises!
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 4
• damn (user)
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
• Hot Damn glass cleaner
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I must escape the noose of my adult responsibility
• adult nursing relationship
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 26
• Out out damn spot! (e2poll)
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• adult beverage
• adult self-education
• Damn, I look good today
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 5
• Damn! Is that ramen in my trousers?
• Im Elvis (user)
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• adult entertainment
• Adult DVD (user)
• Damn the man
• It's about damn time
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
• Damn Small Linux
• HOT DAMN 6! Westward HO
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Cute
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• Im No Writer (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm flier than a seagull

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