• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• I wish I was a fish
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Damn, I look good today
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 4
• damn (user)
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Virginia is for Lovers
• My Lover Sleeps
• Lover's Fried Mango
• lotus lover (user)
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Concrete, Washington
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Running a BBS
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• Before you, there was me
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• Everything2 was obsolesced by the Internet
• As you wish
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Damn the man
• It's about damn time
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
• Hot Damn glass cleaner
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• haiku for a lover
• Winter, a repentant lover, sends roses
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When I Was Cruel
• Tetris was Soviet Communist Propaganda
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I was doing so well.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• an old lady's three wishes
• Video games I wish they'd invent
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• worth a damn
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 26
• Out out damn spot! (e2poll)
• Ruber's Lover
• lovers' knots
• we die containing a richness of lovers and tribes
• wa
• Trompe
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Battle Ground, Washington
• was hael
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• Where I Was
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• One Last Wish
• wish (user)
• Phasing all over the damn place
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 5
• Damn! Is that ramen in my trousers?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• Third/Sister Lovers
• bobby lover (user)
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Now it was personal
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• At least he was gentle
• Where's the kaboom?
• The first time I knew I was different
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Duvall, Washington
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• I wish I could invent shit
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• make a wish
• Their movements reflect their wishes
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
• Damn Small Linux
• Lovers
• Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover
• lover (user)
• The Vampire Lovers
• lovers (user)
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• wa (user)
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• wish i'd thought of it

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