• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please stop annoying me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Please please please let me get what I want
• let me speak please (user)
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• stop and search
• Someone please kill me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• How to link to individual user searches
• please forgive me (user)
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Netscape E2 User Search
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Nothing can stop me now
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• User Search XML Ticker (fullpage)
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• stop picking on me
• Everything User Search (superdoc)
• Please help me!
• please let me in (user)
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• User Search XML Ticker II (ticker)
• Give me a moment, please
• another aspect of the Everything User Search
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please Kill Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please Please Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• edev: User search cache
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• listen()
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Stop looking at me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Please, Call me Honky
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Stop pontificating, start doing
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Stop killing me now
• stop calling me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• pit stop
• stop bath
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Big Arm Pit Stop
• stop loss
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
• D-A-D
• In London, the traffic never stops
• Users with cool (usergroup)
• I was doing so well.
• Finding out where a net user lives
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• show user vars (superdoc)
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• User interface design for night time
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Mes-
• Recruiting new users (e2poll)
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• She approached me with some vague line
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• New Writeups (guest user) (nodelet)
• Hit me up
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• User Settings (node_forward)
• let me grow up
• Dogs that have owned me
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Me and my big mouth
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Take On Me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• If No One Will Love Me
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• make me hurt you
• Lay me down in this long grass
• my midterm raped me
• Look at me, I am moving on
• OBAFGKM
• Don't leave me alone
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• A crow shook down on me
• Send me downstream
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Give me a cookie!
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• byte me
• The cops and me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• What you do to me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The Traveling Me (user)
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
• he calls me monster
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• leave me alone
• You Heard Me
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.

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