DMVisa™
It's a time of discovery
A time of wonderment...
A time to make the most of it...
You're on the move and you can't slow down,
Visa know where you're coming from—and where you're going...
And nothing is more important than the clock on the wall
We know what 's important to you—
and that's why Visa's embracing the marvels of the new millennium.
To bring you the innovations you expect from the #1 credit card in the galaxy.
Introducing DMVisa™
Imagine the freedom and possibilities of networking your state government, your car and Visa all into one.
With its cutting edge V-technology®, DMVisa™ outfits your car with its very own computer tracking system, directly networked to participating state and local governments and sanctioned law enforcement agencies.
When you have to make that meeting, when you can't miss your child's first at bat, or for any reason where you can't afford to stop— now you can just keep on driving—without a care in the world.
A DMVisa™ equipped automobile sends out constant data to Visa Headquarters and knows where you are and what you're doing. If you roll through that stop sign, punch it through that light or make any of over 200 different traffic violations, DMVisa™ saves your ass. Automatic deductions based on your credit approval rating, allow you to save valuable time from the hassles of getting pulled over which could invariably lead to court appearances. The DMVisa™ Auto-Alert Misdemeanor and Infraction System™, signals nearby police that may have witnessed your transgression, to relax and have another doughnut. The ticket is written electronically without ever having to stop. When you get your bill at the end of the month, you can decide for yourself if you like our exponential fining system.
So if you've got the cash, step on the gas. DMVisa™ is riding shotgun.
And your luck won't run out, until your last penny is funneled from your financial institutions.
At that point, DMVisa™ CarLockDown™ procedures commence. Authority intervention is broadcast from the Visa HQ Central Computer, and law enforcement is dispatched and guided to you via your GPS tracking system to
But the road beckons and the sands of time march on...so, stop on by a participating DMVisa™ Auto Center and see if you qualify to get the one tune up that really will improve your driving.
And don't even think about American Express, the last thing they did was put a hologram on their card—
DMVisa™, It's Life in the Fast Lane, alright, because Visa is everywhere you're allowed to be...