Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Could it be that she was the sister of the boy in Kansas who loved the girl with the tattered shawl who was the daughter of the maid who had escaped from the pirates?"

• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Loved Anne Frank
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• A Woman Who Never Was
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The girl who everyone loved
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• The girl you fell in love with
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Girls Who Bite Back
• Who Will Be There
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• The Girl Who Waited
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• The Child who came from an Egg
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• Girl gangstas
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• a boy who flew
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• The girl who hangs the sun
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• The man who refused to be King
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The Boy Who Cried Wolf
• Helping people cheat
• the boy who cried cheesecake
• The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Who's That Girl
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• play dumb
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The boy who cried censorship
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The boy who spoke with the sky
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• to an east coast boy who went west
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The Young Boys Who Met Trolls in Hedal Forest
• The Boy Who Destroyed the World
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• The Man Who Wrote Danny Boy
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• The girl who left a legend
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• who could win a rabbit
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice

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