• It could have been me
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I could have been one of a two
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They could have saved Kevin
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• It Could Always Be Worse
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• AES may have been broken
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Could you have danced with me?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Penis for a day
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• worse things have happened to better people
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Astro City #5
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Something I Can Never Have
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• What have you done for me lately?
• Fireplace accessories
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have a Little Dreidel
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I have started a box
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• things you wouldn't have believed
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• pinch yourself in other places and feel worse
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• It's been real
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The Little Engine that Could
• It was the least I could do
• The mountain could be home
• I could lie like this forever
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• When I have female children
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Art has an actual purpose
• You stole what they would have given you
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Sex in a small car
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Ghosts must have done it!
• you have a uterus
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• They had been expecting me
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• I wish I could invent shit
• Things that could be
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.

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