This little bit of prose hung by the door in
Def Leppard's
tour bus during the
Hysteria North American tour. It was supposedly written by Phil, the guitar player.
All Cosmic Warriors must be cool unto the world and have long curly hair, beard, and tash (no other fuzz required)...
Things that give Warriors a buzz and make life worth living are: good fellas, Ponty Mython, riding on Wheels of Fire, black stockings, being crazy, all things deep and purple, Rocky's Horror, Vodka Martinis (as many as poshible-drible), Funk of the Grandest Kind, Rock and Tamla Motown, saxophones, old movies, guitar duels, laying down by smoky waters, amd of course, having fun 99.9 percent of the time.
This then is the lifestyle of the Cosmic Warrior...
it's Life and Life Only...
...Beware of Imitations...