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• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• cavity search and destroy
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Don't do that then!
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• You, standing
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• What time do you call this, then?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Since then, all I do
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why do children have to die?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• What Might Have Been
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How to cut and paste in Mac OS
• People who are going to hell
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I really have to do you now
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• The tattoo phenomenon
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• cavity search
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Why males have nipples
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Do what you have to do
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?

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