• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I really have to do you now
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You seek not what you have found
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• If You Have to Ask
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I didn't always have this cool job
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Houston, we have a problem
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Scorpions have won evolution
• worse things have happened to better people
• insecure
• Anarchy Now!
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• What's the matter NOW?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Now, Voyager
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• listening at the cracks now; I know you
• Stop killing me now
• That's the problem now, isn't it?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Art has an actual purpose
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• They have taken enough
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You have to keep loving
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Why do children have to die?
• You and I have power supplies
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Whip Inflation Now
• Now you know
• Hear me now
• Now you do what they told ya
• and what now?
• World News Now
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Now That's What I Call Music!
• Now and Then, Here and There
• Now that was a scary ending
• Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?
• I am holding you now
• Where are we now?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Men have feelings too
• I want to have your abortion
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have lost my power
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• Gifts we already have
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have crossed the final threshold
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• We have standards AND pants
• Have Your Say
• I have just been shot
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever thought
• Now more than ever
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• And Now for a Word
• URLs are cool now
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I am now a Fire Marshall
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• Do it now
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Night stalker
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• it's good to have a moose
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• I have bad taste in music
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I have root on your head
• How we have grown apart
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Why we have mosquitos
• The choice you have to make
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I have not yet begun to fight
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold

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