• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Automobile tire pressure
• play dumb
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Things never were what they used to be
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I wanna be a hero
• There are times when they seem to be right
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They will not be named!
• So you wanna be a hacker
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• I wanna be your dog
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They Might Be Giants
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Be Prepared
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Be human
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Mind without body
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's going to be fine
• Be As You Are
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I will be in my trailer!
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• don t ' evr be my sandjinnaemon
• be's
• She could be a businesswoman
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Much like what music wants to be
• clean sheets
• Clean (user)
• Mister Clean
• cat haters
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• They must have faces
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• You stole what they would have given you
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• So they caught George W. Bush
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• they (user)
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I wanna cast magic missile, into the darkness
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• Will I be given that chance?
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Be honest with yourself
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• That would be me
• I Shall Not Be Moved
• How to be a backstabber
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Bes
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Be that as it may
• Be Polite
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Misery waits in vague hotels to be evicted
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• All I ever wanted to be
• To hold a pen is to be at war
• Let me be your fantasy
• Boys Be
• Rebeca Martinez
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• asking to be bathed in light
• This node should be filled with bees!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Mr. Clean
• clean flicks
• Clean bill of health
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• They just kind of went away
• that lump they call your brain
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• They Meet the Woozy
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• are they watching you through the server logs
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• It is a new search engine, wanna try?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I'm going to be a Dad
• No one can be totally logical
• Should I be sorry?

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