Findings:
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- Think globally, don't act.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- 15 will get you 20
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- don't throw good money after bad
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- don't rely on us to get you high
- Don't go into the basement
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- How to avoid a car accident
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
- Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Human beings will believe anything
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- I don't think I like love
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- I don't want to get over you
- You don't get a song
- As Good as it Gets
- five will get you ten
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- As Good As It Gets?
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How to get good in-flight service
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- I don't get it
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Perils of being too good at your job
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- not as good as being there
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Stoned music memories
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Good Girls Don't
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- I don't get many things right the first time
- We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Don't Make Me Think
- E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
- Don't Think of an Elephant
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I don't think the sun was up
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You just don't get it
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- Don't think about it
- good reasons to get an education
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- You will get yours
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
- It will get better
- How to get a good night's sleep
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- Got to Get You into My Life
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- On looking into the eyes of a living being
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Christian as synonym for good
- Being a romantic does not mean you are good at romance
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Good Christian Men, Rejoice
- Being a dickhead
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- I don't think of her
- So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I don't think I like your system
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Christian fundamentalists will end the world through fear and suffering
- Rape committed by women
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Don't slip into depression
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't think of...
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Consumers: don't buy into the hype
- emotions others don't get to see
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- If you don't softlink it, I will
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- You think you know someone, until you don't.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- We don't make good wives
- The secrets of being a good drug dealer
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