Findings:

• We were strangers for way too long
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• I was alone for too long
• Too long without touch
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• It's a long way to Atlanta
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• Supertoys Last All Summer Long
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• Ha Long Bay
• A joke in the way that we rust
• At long and dear last
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Long has paled that sunny sky
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Ways to express a long time
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Room Too Long
• Long Way Round
• You know you've been away from home too long
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• Dreams last for so long
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• True love has waited long enough
• I've been a woman for too long
• You've come a long way, baby
• a long way
• Long, Too Long America
• On a night not too long ago
• It's a long way to Tipperary
• life is too short to stay mad for too long
• Take the Long Way Home
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• the light too bright, the day too long
• A Long Way Down
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• A long way down reverses eventually
• Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
• A cat has many ways to enter
• a little smile goes a long way
• Too much living is no way to die
• Films are way too expensive in current year
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• a long way to fall
• This node is locked. This trip is going on too long.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• cutting edge Christianity
• Mahayana Christianity
• The Rise of Christianity
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• Beyond Belief: A Buddhist Critique of Christianity
• implicit anti-Semitism in liberal Christianity
• Religionless Christianity
• An Argument Against the Abolishing of Christianity
• Of Gods and Men: On Christianity
• Of Gods and Men: Christianity as a Mystery
• The Passage to Christianity in "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight"
• Orthodox Christianity
• Rifle Christianity
• Friedrich Nietzsche's "Origin of Christianity"
• Christianity vs. Science
• The effects of disease upon three major world religions: Hinduism, Christianity, and Buddhism
• Catholicism in relation to Christianity
• Slaves and stray dogs: Christianity and the issue of free choice
• Progressive Christianity
• Christianity in Korea
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Apocrypha: The Secret Books of Judaism and Christianity
• Christianity (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Christianity corrupted
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• The Pagan Origins of Christianity
• A Pandeist responds to Daniel Torridon's "Why I Swapped Christianity for Pandeism"
• ha ha only serious
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Ha
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• ha!
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Time Has Come Today
• MY life has no carrot
• The Universe said, Ha!
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Experience has made me bitter
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Life has its course
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• The Eagle Has Landed
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• Elvis has left the building
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Autumn has come invisibly
• 911 has an automated response
• September has such a feeling
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• God has no free will
• A community without shame has no future
• ne mo ha mo nai
• The etrix has you
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• She has trouble acting normal
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• my body has taken over my thinking
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Education has failed
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• H.A. Rey
• The Eagle Has Fallen

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