Findings:

• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Ways to express a long time
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• A long way down reverses eventually
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Long, Too Long America
• A Long Way Down
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Long Way Round
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Room Too Long
• Ha Long Bay
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
• Take the Long Way Home
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Supertoys Last All Summer Long
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Too much living is no way to die
• long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
• Too long without touch
• This node is locked. This trip is going on too long.
• a long way
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• True love has waited long enough
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• It's a long way to Atlanta
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• You've come a long way, baby
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• It's a long way to Tipperary
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• a long way to fall
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• life is too short to stay mad for too long
• A cat has many ways to enter
• On a night not too long ago
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• Dreams last for so long
• You know you've been away from home too long
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• the light too bright, the day too long
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• I've been a woman for too long
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Rita, Sue and Bob Too
• Rape committed by women
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• Independent media are biased too
• We get too tense when we drive
• A Vacation Too Far
• these streets are too straight for your video game heart
• Too small a Universe to memorize Pi
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Bene Gesserit Way
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• Ways and Means
• Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Way down inside
• The proper way to respond to a wedding invitation
• 8 hours of Driver's Improvement, the easy way
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• the way I am (user)
• She works in mysterious ways
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
• Mahayana Christianity
• I miss the way you do the dishes
• Kierkegaard's Constant Christianity
• Has
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• H.A. Rey
• feline allergies
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• I can has cheezburger?
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• time has no meaning here
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• CowboyNeal joke
• The Traveling Salesman joke
• The Old Texas Joke
• I know what you did last summer
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• The Last of the Mohicans
• last good source
• Last Dance
• I Dreamed of You Last Night
• The Last Gunslinger
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• The Last Man
• At Last the 1948 Show
• Court of last resort
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• last vision (user)
• On the Occasion of My Last Afternoon
• The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Last Flesh
• Lazarus Long
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• A short history in a long scar
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Shelley Long
• The Long and Drunken Afternoon
• long take
• Long Live The Kitchen Warlock!
• The Long Path
• Long May You Run
• A summer a long time ago
• Too Narrow
• Perils of being too good at your job
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• On the cost of First Class postage
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• Bus drivers are people too
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Too Adelaide (user)
• DRM gone too far
• Too much of a good thing
• Every Which Way but Loose
• My Way
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Way Cool
• Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
• ways
• You're going the wrong way!
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
• Her way to the top
• The two ways everything is justified
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Reason and Rhetoric in Milton's The Tenure of Kings and The Ready and Easy Way
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• The Influence of Zoroastrianism on Christianity and Islam
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Evolution has never been observed
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• Why the United States has a two-party political system
• The pretty girl has no friends
• A man has died
• a playlist that has wrapped this space a myriad of times

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