Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Chances are very likely our ancestors would have been rendered extinct had their eyes been at ass level"

• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• you would have been
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Have you been a dad today?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I could have been one of a two
• How long have you been in love with her?
• It could have been me
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I could have been Canadian
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have always been burning
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• They had been expecting me
• He's been places they have not.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I have just been shot
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I may or may not have been naked
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• What have you been smoking?
• What Might Have Been
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• And All That Could Have Been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• The way things have always been done
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Movies that should have been books first
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Names have been changed
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• you have never been safe
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I know I have been dreaming
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Could I Have Been?
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• The path we have been walking
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• i have been burning for so long
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Could have beens, should have beens
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• AES may have been broken
• I had been hungry all the years
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Has Been
• love like you've never been hurt
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Attention has been paid
• been there, done that
• I've been dead a long time
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• It's been real
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Since U Been Gone
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• I shoulda been there
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I've been smoking ever since
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• It's been years since we were born
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Proximity Martini
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I’ve been completed
• It's been odd out in the world
• This has not been an easy year.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been

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