• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I've been waiting forever
• I've Been Tired
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• pointless HTML in email
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• My most disturbing dream ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The most beautiful computer ever
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• The bravest man I've ever known
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Why I've never been ice skating
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• You Fucked Up!
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've been shot!
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• I've been a woman for too long
• Since I've Been Loving You
• Best smoke I've ever had
• People have fucked up before
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• I've been duped by Satan!
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been on the net (user)
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• I've been completed
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ken Lay
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• I've been working on my homework
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• fuck up
• Fucked up Facts from History
• The Wild Colonials
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Fucked up ways to die
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been trying to count the stars
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• fucked up criteria (user)
• I've been living my life half asleep
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The most confusing bet ever
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Fucked Up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• I've frequently not been on boats
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been expecting you
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• the hottest it has ever been
• I've been a wild rover for many a year, and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer...
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• Dick Green
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• The Break Up
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Evolution is only a theory
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Same as it Ever Was
• Best Death Ever
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Roller Derby
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• The Big Space Fuck
• Go fuck yourself
• Fuck you money
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans
• Fuck Machine
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• I've earned my hate, earned it!
• Tool: The most difficult music in modern rock
• Overused chord progressions
• most folks (user)
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• The Excellent and Most Lamentable Text Adventure of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
• All the most wicked things
• The most engine failures in one flight
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• up quark
• Up Your Ass
• Surf's Up
• Dummy up
• Jump Up! Records
• strung up
• heads up
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Cruising down Otay, jacked up on Benadryl
• Waking up next to EDB
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Growing Up and Liking It
• stack up
• Stand Up and Bless the Lord
• Adding Up Numbers
• up all night on DXM
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Dreaming up the Blue Door House
• Stand up philosophy
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• In case of accidental death, back up your state vector regularly!
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• I love how Everything2 doesn't show up in Google results

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