Captain Horatio McAllister
Quote: "Yarr, I'm not attractive."
Characteristics: Has two glass eyes
Defining Moment: Sued Homer for abusing the all-you-can-eat buffet at his restaurant, The Frying Dutchman (formerly The Rusty Barnacle)
Little Known Fact: Lionel Hutz revealed that McAllister was not a real captain
Source: The Daily Radar