• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Though you can tell me
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• You can tell a Marine
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• The Library Book
• old books can tell more than one story
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Helping people cheat
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• you never can tell with bees
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• How to tell she's good looking
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Find someone who...
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• You never can tell
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Who can know it?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• How to tell if someone loves you
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Tell us your troubles
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• The man who can fix anything
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• A very mean bar trick
• We laugh so we won't cry
• Helping a loved one with depression
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Who made the first bread?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Who's To Blame
• Who's Rating our Games?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• On Being the one who goes away
• The Man who Loved Islands
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• Who chinged Chung?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• He who has ears, let him hear
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• who writes cryptic messages on tea bags?
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• something is broken inside and it won't stop hurting
• aluminum can
• I can see her face
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• I can own this room
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• canned response
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Piero Manzoni
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Baby can I hold you tonight
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• the can (user)
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Change I can believe in
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The Navigator can not assist with Giving Birth
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Watching Karen laugh
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• You can't make someone love you
• How to hypnotize someone
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• tell Tchaikovsky the news
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• Wilhelm Tell Act II Scene I
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Bubble Trouble
• Treble in Trouble
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who's in the bathroom?
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Who am I? Who are you?
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Who Are We Living For?
• The boy who spoke with the sky
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• Who makes history?
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• The other people who hate war
• Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war

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