• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please help me!
• Someone please kill me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Please God, make me a stone.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• help me (user)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Nothing can stop me now
• Please Please Me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• You can see right through me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Though you can tell me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please stop annoying me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Please Kill Me
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Time Travelers please help!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• please let me in (user)
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Give me a moment, please
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please, Call me Honky
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• listen()
• Only Jesus can judge me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• can you get enough of me?
• Help me help you
• Pleased to Meet Me
• let me speak please (user)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please do not bring me flowers
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Can you hear me flailing
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Can you hear me knocking?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Catch Me If You Can
• Can You Take Me Back
• So help me God
• You Can Count on Me
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• You say you want to help me
• please forgive me (user)
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Help Me, Daddy
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Can you show me?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• A very mean bar trick
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• god help me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• me completas
• Androgyny. Why not me?
• People just expect things from me
• How television car chases influenced me
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• The radios are talking to me again
• Thinking distracts me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Tu Me Gustas
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Ride with me
• Year that Trembled and Reel'd Beneath Me
• Bad for me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• bear with me
• graveyards make me wet
• yep thats me (user)
• when you're ready to touch me again
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• The teapot whistles to remind me to sing
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• aluminum can
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• I can see her face
• Make Me Bad
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Write me well.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• 3D cinematography - not for me
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• I can own this room
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• canned response
• please explain
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Piero Manzoni
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• Baby can I hold you tonight
• Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• the can (user)
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Change I can believe in
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The Navigator can not assist with Giving Birth
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray

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