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• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Help me help you
• Please help me!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• So help me God
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• You say you want to help me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• can you get enough of me?
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Nothing can stop me now
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• A very mean bar trick
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Though you can tell me
• You can see right through me
• can u c me i guess n_root (category)
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• god help me
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• help me (user)
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Help Me, Daddy
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Someone please kill me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• I can feel you forgetting me
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Only Jesus can judge me
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Can you hear me flailing
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Catch Me If You Can
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• You Can Count on Me
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Can You Take Me Back
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Something to remember me by
• Miss Cleo let me down
• feline allergies
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• You will not remember me at all
• My cat is ding dong ditching me
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• A crow shook down on me
• Send me downstream
• She only wants me for sex
• Super Me (user)
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Do-Do for Me
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Join me
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• me too_root (category)
• Count to Pi for me.
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• legend of me (user)
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• let me show you it
• he calls me monster
• Johnny Remember Me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• You Heard Me
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Can things really change?
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Can hook
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• How can people listen to that crap?
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• To tHe Can (user)
• Someone to Drive You Home
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• September has such a feeling
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• I can only speak for myself
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• CAN bus
• With this plant I can take on the world
• Thousands of aerosol cans
• You can bypass Dates #1 and #2, and head directly to Date #3. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
• Only perfection can break your heart
• How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• atriumjake needs your help (document)
• Please Please Me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You remind me of the Babe
• Me So Horny
• Tell me a story about rains
• You people disgust me
• .25(Brain) + .75(Other Memories) = Me
• Fight me, Jimmy!
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I thought you loved me
• Call Me Persephone
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• "me too" product
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• music fled above me
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Catch You Catch Me
• The Devil made me do it
• Me representing William Borah
• All of Me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Half of Me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The whole world is lying to me
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• Tear Me Down
• Neuropsychopharmacology and me
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Super Size Me
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• You and Me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• c me not_root (category)
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Let me dream if I want to
• Streetlights woke me; they left me tired
• the very fact that i cannot see your eyes is what burdens me
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• give me your most honest smile
• fuck me with a chainsaw
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Tell Me What You Think
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• good reasons to hate someone
• Be all that you can be
• Lying next to someone at night
• someone to love
• Can I masturbate too much?
• when someone you disliked dies
• I can divide by zero

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