Findings:

• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• Just call me fluffy
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• we can all just be around other people
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• I can do shit with my legs
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• What do I call her?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• There is something we can do
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Why men like women's breasts
• I do not like doctors
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• The "It's just a few bad apples" London Meetup
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Do what you can as you do
• All I can do
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Trip Like I Do
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Can we all just get along?
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What loneliness can do to you
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• You can do anything
• If you can say something nice, do
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• We Can all Die Like This
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• The Most Good You Can Do
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Just Do It
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• The Bad Sleep Well
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• What time do you call this, then?
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• I do not trust this beautiful thing we call memory
• National Do Not Call Registry
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I can do much better than this
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I can do it myself
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm the Bad Guy
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Know How, Can Do
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• But can you still cry like a child?
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• like you're blind but still can see
• There is nothing the dead can do
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little

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