Findings:
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- If you can say something nice, do
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Just Like the Fambly Cat
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
- The boss ain't gonna like this
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Be a model or just look like one
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Do all nuns dress like this?
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- Why do women like motorbikes?
- I do not particularly like the Simpsons
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Let's just call it love, and split the difference
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- I'm the Bad Guy
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Trip Like I Do
- Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
- Fuck it, we'll do it live!
- English is just bad ASL
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- What do I call her?
- What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- well im sure (user)
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- Be different, just like everyone else
- I can do it myself
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
- Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- i'm just a girl
- Just like tomato soup
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
- like you're blind but still can see
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
- bad weather is like rape
- Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
- Just as well I came along
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Robot Do Well
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- There is nothing the dead can do
- Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- Don't feel bad to call him black
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- What do you call a smart blond?
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
- A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Looks Just Like the Sun
- Why men like women's breasts
- It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
- Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- The "It's just a few bad apples" London Meetup
- I'm an English major, you do the math
- I feel like I'm being watched
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- But can you still cry like a child?
- I like you; do you like me?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
- What do you call a woman's genitalia?
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- just like mom used to make
- A simple experiment that you can do at home to disprove the possibility of global warming
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- What to do if you have bad credit
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm always breathless when you call
- You can bypass Dates #1 and #2, and head directly to Date #3. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm just a bill
- I'm Just Me (user)
- You can do anything
- Just Like Snow
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Do you like me?
- Do like you oughta, add acid to water
- Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
- What does it feel like to write bad on purpose
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How do ya like them apples?
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
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