• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• God can do what he wants
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• He tampered in God's domain
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• You can eat sushi
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Even my faults he adores
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• All the gold you can eat
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• God with a big G
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• Our God, He Is Alive
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• I can eat a bicycle!
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• Can I eat him, boss?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Can God lie?
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• So, he's leaving
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• So young and already God is fading
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• All you can eat
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• So help me God
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• the word eat he
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• I can eat a peach for hours
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• He loved Big Brother.
• He speaks so well!
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Oh this world can hurt so many
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• How Man creates his Gods
• Thunder God (user)
• In God we trust? Who says?
• They think I'm a god
• big iron
• City of God Book VIII
• The Big Bopper
• City of God Book XVIII : 2
• The Big Orange Splot
• Of Gods and Men: The Orphic Cult
• The Big Sleep
• If There Is a God
• Big Wreck
• The Gift of God
• BIG BABOOL (user)
• How To Think About God
• The Big Cheese
• Let sleeping gods lie
• A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
• Secrets of the Gods
• Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies
• For the god threatens and punishes the stupid men
• Your voice through the smoke and the big brown sky
• Jeff Fahey
• Big Blue Disk
• God Defend New Zealand
• big slick
• Gods of Music
• Big Turk
• God's Funeral
• Big Thicket National Park
• God Hand
• Big Blue Bus
• God of Light (user)
• The Big Shave
• And God looked crosswise at the Devil
• The Big Con
• Our God is a Lonely God
• A Smoke Break with a God
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Big Dog (user)
• A History of God
• BIG KEV (user)
• BIG SHAQ (user)
• he'
• The railroad workers left a big impression
• "Fill it in", he said.
• big brad (user)
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• mark big (user)
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?

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