• Give me something worth reading
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Give me a break!
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• give me your most honest smile
• Something to remember me by
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Give me a moment, please
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Give me your knees
• Can't you hear me knocking
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• give me the truth or nothing
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Can't change me
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Give Me Louisiana
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Something's Gotta Give
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Men can't give directions
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Give me a cookie!
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Don't Give Me Names
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Give me tonight
• I'll give you something to cry about
• You Do Something To Me
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• give the devil a kiss from me
• Give Me the Brain
• Give me back my bike!
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Give Me A Home and Away
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Give Me Strength
• give me one night to show the savage
• Can't Buy Me Love
• When your presents give me hives
• Give Me Your Children
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Tell me something good
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• I know something
• Something Awful
• Using keyboard LEDs for something useful
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• I know something about love
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Something Fine
• OSS can't fail
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• you can't love him anymore.
• Give one the works
• Give 'Em The Boot II
• talking can only give you away
• If I Had the World to Give
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Rape Me
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Stay here with me
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• what my parents taught me
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• Forget Me Not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• let me grow up
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• emote me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• What a Shame About Me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I want you inside me
• 80s music made me gay
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• please forgive me (user)
• Make me one of you
• Red Roses for Me
• Varus me meus ad suos amores
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• She loved me for my maths
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• me mate dave (user)
• For me formidable
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• There is a panther stalks me down
• bear with me
• graveyards make me wet
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Before Me
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Hand me that piano
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• electric you, electric me
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• let me talk (user)
• Click me (user)
• Miss rock me (user)
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Was it something I said?
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• Start Something
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.

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