• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
• Taking your fiance's last name
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• Swimming pool injury
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• By hook or by crook
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• Five rules to live by
• Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
• Crushed by the Second Coming
• Battle of Midway
• Evolution by the senses
• five by five
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-B
• Burnt by the Sun
• call by call
• Surrounded by strangers with public fingerprints
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Other books by Cory Doctorow
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• As suggested by travel guides
• Moments together, catalogued by semi-scientific expositions of skin's functions
• Trial by congress
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Email by Rodney Strong
• Counties Won by H. Ross Perot in the 1992 US Presidential Election
• The Laws of Thought by George Boole,
• Divination by eraser flipping
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Ten stars or so
• The Prime Mover, or God
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• Portland, Oregon Chinatown
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• The Milford System (or, the Modern Science Fiction Workshop)
• Or something
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• First Booke of Songes or Ayres
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Self or Self-less?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• Wieland; or, The Transformation
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• To care or not to care?
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Leisure Suit Larry 4 The Missing Floppies
• how to file suit in Switzerland
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• They don't understand my tea
• They don't touch me the same way
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• The goggles, they do nothing
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• they threw my cape on the roof
• soft through the waves they roll
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Why I wear black
• by hand
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By day I praised you
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• In Praise of Idleness
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• Ye Jacobites By Name
• powered by X
• How to memorize things by pegging
• attacked by killer seagulls
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
• Nicknames accorded by George W. Bush
• Back By Popular Demand
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• Insensate revellers lulled by the howls of the unshriven dead
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-B
• monogamy by default
• Design by Numbers language reference
• trial by duel
• My War Gone By, I Miss It So
• Fucked by the woman of your dreams
• Statement by Henry Olonga and Andy Flower
• Jumped by a Zen master
• Playing by Heart
• Day by Day
• Outside the Circle of Trust: A Guide for Teens Untrusted by Parents
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• nearly default zen not by ascorbic (stylesheet)
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• Red or Blue Pill
• more or less
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• any way, shape or form
• I may or may not have been naked
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• Bean Soup with Ham or Bacon
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
• Molecules with silly or unusual names
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• No synthesisers or ulterior motives
• Black or Blue
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• It's Me or the Dog
• make space ship or alien or cowboy or whatever noises

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