• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• By hook or by crook
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Swimming pool injury
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Guided by Voices
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• order by numbers
• By What Authority
• small poetry by a small poet
• leaving by night
• Jazz, a film by Ken Burns
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Drowning by Numbers
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-C
• Along the field as we came by
• Buddha Sheltered by Muchalinda
• Judging a company by its female restroom
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Genesis by observership
• Kings Cross by Coke-light
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Argument by Design
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Software By Numbers
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• Necessary Journeys: Stranraer to London by Dodgy Motorcycle
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• Dead or Alive
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• Now or Never
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• To IRC or Not to IRC...
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
• seven, plus or minus two
• Without fear of wind or vertigo
• Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
• Somewhere or Other
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• The Ballet or the Bullet
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Navigation without map or compass
• serendipity, or something like it
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• suit
• Fart in a space suit
• Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Things they should teach in school
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• So they caught George W. Bush
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• The day they started charging for music
• formal wear
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Whether My Bark Went Down at Sea
• Death by Water
• Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
• Surprised by Joy
• Volumes by Slicing
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• Blasted By Autumn Winds
• Nibbled to death by ducks
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• Top 100 countries ranked by population
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• On Prophesying by Dreams
• Caught by a smile
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-A
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Take the bull by the horns
• Making the Movies XXVIII Exploring by Motion Pictures
• The adoption of area bombing by Britain and the U.S. in World War II
• Forgiving our Fathers
• the duality of the Mexican ethos as illustrated by the tecnico/rudo structure of lucha libre
• Indymedia sites knocked off the net by the FBI
• Death by Woman (user)
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
• Take it or leave it
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Is music written or discovered?
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Is You is or is You Ain't My Baby?
• trick or can
• Captain or Colonel
• Vicar or Whatever (document)
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Battles without Honor or Humanity
• A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
• Go big or go home
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Is this true or only clever?
• Assault Suits Leynos
• Mobile Suit Gundam The 08th MS Team
• But what are they really thinking?
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Before they were famous
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• Amid the Midwest, they wait
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• GAH! I HATE NODESHELLS FOR THE DEPENDENCIES THEY CAUSE!
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Wear Your Love Like Heaven
• sports wear
• by definition
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• paid by the word
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When things are known by a brand name
• Fueled By Ramen Records
• Don't judge a band by the single

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