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• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have more stories about trains for you
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They have taken enough
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I have never felt more alive
• They Have a Word for It
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• You stole what they would have given you
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They have no bones.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I love you but I have to let you go
• People want what they cannot have
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• But what are they really thinking?
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• blondes have more fun
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Of course, they were wrong
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• They could have saved Kevin
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• They must have faces
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Beautiful, but wrong
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• They had been expecting me
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• No, but I'll have a beer
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer

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