Findings:

• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• He's been places they have not.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• What have you been smoking?
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Advice I have been given about girls
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Beautiful, but wrong
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Movies that should have been books first
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but it's been promised to another
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• What Might Have Been
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• i have been burning for so long
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• But I have seen the sun just once
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• They are all pretty but fading.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I have just been shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• The way things have always been done
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I could have been Canadian
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• But what are they really thinking?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I love you but I have to let you go
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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