• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Just Me (user)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• it's just me (user)
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Just call me fluffy
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Just don't expect me to understand
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• just hold me, and let me weep
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• You say you love; but with a voice
• She just looks at me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• People just expect things from me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• just another walk
• bite me
• Come to Me
• Taste me, taste me
• You're not the boss of me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Feigning smiles for me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Take Me Down
• Yes me, right now
• Lick me out
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• words hiss into me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• hold me tighter
• Sleep escapes me still
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Accept Me
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Me representing William Borah
• All of Me
• What Do I Do With Me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• To Lay Me Down
• As Nature is to Me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Kiss Me Baby
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• bite me (user)
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Being a dickhead
• Delirious with me, rhapsodize
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Hand me that piano
• Poor but honest
• The teapot whistles to remind me to sing
• You can run, but you can't hide
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• remember me (user)
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Give me your knees
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• let me speak (user)
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Click me (user)
• i know you are but what am i
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to

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