• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Now Thank We All Our God
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Thank God For Little Children
• God must be deaf
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There is no god but God
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• God, thanks for inventing breasts
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• God must be living in the sea.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• i thank You God for most this amazing
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Thank God for cold fusion
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• If God was willing to let it be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Thank God It's Monday
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• To God Be the Glory
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Hot pursuit
• Thank God for the moon
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• But thanks for playing
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Your god might be evil....
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• gods we may be
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Be My God
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• If your wish be to close me
• Be Nice
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• But what are they really thinking?
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Nowhere to go but down
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• scarred but sexy (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• God Time
• God Knows
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• A god in wrath
• My god, it's full of sprinkles!
• The Secrets Of God
• Food of the Gods
• I wanna be your dog
• God overrules Supreme Court verdict
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• City of God Book XVI : 3
• Of Gods and Men: The Quest for Godliness
• Any song can be a love song
• Open letter to God
• To be at loggerheads
• I dreamed you were a god once
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• How To Think About God
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Young Men's Reformed Cultists of the Ichor God Bel Shamharoth Association
• Be a problematic duck over there
• War Gods
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• War of Seven Gods
• Cecil B. God (user)
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Mohammed: Messenger of God
• It couldn't be
• God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• Long live God
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Gracious God, flowing through the river
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• The kind of gods that crawl out of the rubble of a shattered place, full of shadow and sadness and obsession
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Hanuman, Monkey God
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Burden of God
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Thank
• So you want to be a star?

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