Findings:

• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Tell me about my contradictions
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• But who nodes the noders?
• Tell me a story about plains
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• list of things
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• tell me the truth
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• tell me a story about really being undead
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me of the nature of love
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• The Men Who Stare at Berhardt Goats
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• This is my truth tell me yours
• My first comet
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about drains
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Six good men who listened
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Tell me about your faith
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Tell me more
• let me know who you are now.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Tell me a story about rains
• Though you can tell me
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Judging women by their books
• We said nay, we are but men
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• The Yes Men
• You tell me this is God?
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Men who purr
• The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Tell me what to dream
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Tell Me What You Think
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Yes me, right now
• Tell him, she told me
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• War is hell but men like it
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Why tell me that?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Experience tells me not to try
• But who codes the coders?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• You say you love; but with a voice
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• May those who are born after me
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive

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