• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• like you're blind but still can see
• New Orleans Dry Martini
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Small but still a person
• Love cookies
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Yeah, but still
• Sexist jokes
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Dry martini
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• i know you are but what am i
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• dry ice
• Do not force a dry entry
• The Mediterranean Sea once dried up
• Dry Stout
• Running to Stand Still
• diner in still life
• The Radio Still Sucks
• Life in still water
• Stood still
• I lived and I died, and the cats are still jumping through hoops
• still curious (user)
• Such tattered wings. Still able to fly
• butt
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Disgusted, but not surprised
• dry cleaning
• Dry Tortugas National Park
• marcus dry rpvert (user)
• Three martini lunch
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• The US Still Maintains A Military That's Formidable
• I can still see you
• Stills Alone
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• To this day, I still keep my eyes open
• Yeti Still Love You
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• Good from far, but far from good
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• High school can kill you
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• dry heave
• drink the bar dry
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• Yellow Cake Martini
• T.A.Z.: II. Some Poetic-Terrorist Ideas Still Sadly Languishing in the Realm of "Conceptual Art,"
• Lips, still touched with fire
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Be still, my soul, be still
• stills (user)
• Prairie Still Life
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• Dry bones can harm no one
• dry rub
• the sky is dry-
• dry fly
• Dirty Martini
• Still Hold The Moon
• Sleep escapes me still
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• Solar still
• Life is essentially meaningless, still we fear death
• Be Still
• Everything, lay still
• butt naked
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• scarred but sexy (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.

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