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• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Sexist jokes
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• How the heart really works
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Like a really good sex
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Not really by the rules, but...
• this doesn't work
• I just couldn't work like that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Works like the train toilet
• Work like you don't need the money
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• My aunt doesn't like them
• You like me, you really like me!
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• What life after death will really be like
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• But I Like You
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• War is hell but men like it
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• But what are they really thinking?
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• But life is subjective.
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• The future like a corpse in snow
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• Bend like the reed
• Dancing like a crazed baboon
• I like the curves far better
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• War is like walking off a very long cliff
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Smells like Children
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• This pleasant tale is like a little copse
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• I Like Guns (user)
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• A Love Like That
• I like the sound of my own voice
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• We were never really friends
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Jen, I really hate him
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• They really are some out there
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• Bantam work
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• the depression of seeking work
• How interactive fiction works (part 2)
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The people from work table
• We are robots. We work with each other. We produce small scraps of paper.
• I work in an office now
• Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Back up your work on Everything2
• butt log
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• God probably doesn't exist
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• Trip Like I Do
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• out like a light
• I don't see like you
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Why men like lesbians
• DSL is like heroin
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• times like those
• This is what it sounds like
• I like women with shaved heads

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