• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• he calls me monster
• The day he gave me a lift
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• He called me Sarah once
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• the things he left behind
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he that is not with me is against me
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Wash Me!
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He that is not with me is against me.
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Shell of Man Left after Afghanistan
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• he calls me girly (user)
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Jesus He Knows Me
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• You say you love; but with a voice
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He taught me how to smoke
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He brings me books like flowers
• All he left her was alone
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• He Hate Me
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Empty Desires Left to be Filled
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• He smiles but it's not real.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Shell shock
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Solitary Shell
• He and she are one
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• wash
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Washing the interior windshield of a car
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• he faked murder (user)
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• left fielder
• What was left after the party
• throwing salt over your left shoulder
• stand right, walk left
• Collapse of the Israeli left
• Loony Left
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• So Sue Me
• Drink Me
• Big Me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• GP, are you with me?
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Hear me now
• Augusta, Maine
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• sendto() and recvfrom()
• Stand by Me
• Me and My Shadow
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Someone to Watch over Me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Next time you leave me
• Comin' to carry me home
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• She just looks at me
• A conversation between me and god

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