Findings:

• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• You have far too much time on your hands
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• My hands have lost their memory
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You have the whole world in your hands
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• But who codes the coders?
• Improbably Large Slingshot
• butt naked
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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