• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not racist but...
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm in this for the long haul
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm so tough
• I'm falling apart
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Long Radio Waves
• Excessively Long Flame Syndrome
• Dreams last for so long
• Religion, spirit, and essence
• It's a long way to Atlanta
• edev: long node title in Random Nodes fix
• So long, farewell
• Long Fellow (user)
• long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
• A Long December
• long drinks
• Long time coming
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• We're one, but we're not the same
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Butt Wars
• Nothing But Trouble
• all but
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• dead, but longing to touch
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• They are all pretty but fading.
• the butt of the joke
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm always breathless when you call
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Long Island
• Long time no see
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• How long is a piece of string?
• Long Beach, California
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Lugh of the Long Hand
• The Long Good Friday
• Long Strange Trip
• Long March Symphony
• Long Island University
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• A long way down reverses eventually
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• nothing but net
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Close, but no cigar
• butt (user)
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• noman butt (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• long long
• Play the bird with the long neck
• How Long is a Chinaman
• The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
• It's a long way to Tipperary
• All Summer Long
• My Time Ain't Long
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Not Long for This World
• Lazarus Long (user)

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