• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• But who codes the coders?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Who's counting?
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I am but higher
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• Counting formula
• Flaunting your sexuality
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Who do you love?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• funny fat guy who dies
• It is grown-ups who are scared to death of death
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Who's Got The Crack
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• Who is Cletis Tout?
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Who am us, anyway?
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Who works in the Capital Building?
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Monkey Butt!
• Free but worthless shares
• but aren't we all
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Forever blue, but never black
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Disparaging but Alludes
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• shes got a great body but..
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• counting 1 bits SPOILER
• This isn't counting. This is sentencing.
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Chester, who drives a hearse
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• Who rules the graphics industry?
• who invented Preparation H
• Mick Rock
• Medicaid disability
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• The dog who would not move
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• The Man Who Cried
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• The Man Who Sold A Ghost
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Butt joint
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• here, but not here
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• Blessed but not favored
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• M4: how the counting loop works
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Dr. Who
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The bored who complain
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Why people who jog live longer
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Helping people cheat
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• The Man Who Came to Dinner
• Who chinged Chung?
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• Who Moved My Cheese?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• butt set
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Beautiful, but wrong
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• butt rock
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Notelet nodelet utility for counting and calculation
• Who you really are
• Who you are
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• Yeah, who won the war, pal?
• Who Has Seen the Wind?

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