• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• here, but not here
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• Blessed but not favored
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Tell me a story about trains
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Experience has made me bitter
• Shiver me timbers
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Tell me another lie
• Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Only Jesus can judge me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• math makes me smile
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Take me from home
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• You will not remember me at all
• My cat is ding dong ditching me
• boss i wish you had told me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Marry Me a Little
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Me and the Fat Man
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• The cops and me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• What you do to me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• show me (user)
• kill me (user)
• Your tears make me smile
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• you hear me? (user)
• Get it off me!
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• block me (user)
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• let me speak (user)
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• butt set
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Beautiful, but wrong
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• butt rock
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Zap me
• What, me worry?
• I vs. me
• You like me, you really like me!
• given to me in pieces
• I wouldn't date me
• Please Kill Me
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• get off me
• kiss me quick
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• Make me one with everything
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Somebody Loves Me
• They want me for a focus group!
• If No One Will Love Me
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Nobody Loves Me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• Don't Say You Love Me
• It's Greek to Me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• It's important for me to remember these things
• Make Me Mommy
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• It's me (user)
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• loving me (user)
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)

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