Findings:

• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He Was Only Joking
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• but these are only ripples
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I was only following orders
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• /but what was the question?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• War is only fun on screen
• Dumb laws
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I was only starting to grow
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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