• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• War is only fun on screen
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I was only following orders
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Dumb laws
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• God was created in man's image
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Jesus was Mexican
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• With him it was always like
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• There Was No Leak
• every noder was once a normal human
• Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• i know you are but what am i
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Help (stylesheet)
• Only Human
• It's Only a Paper Moon
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• War, the world's only hygiene
• The only crime is getting caught
• online only /msg (superdoc)
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• In the end, only kindness matters
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• only fond of the leftover peach
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Trying to burn my aunt Margaret at the stake
• Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
• Double your theatre wages without really trying
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• What was the question?
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• It was not death, for I stood up
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I was raised by the French government
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
• butt
• Water butt
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Disgusted, but not surprised

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