• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not racist but...
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• i know you are but what am i
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• My last pep rally as a cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm game
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm doing OK
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm going to kill you
• The city knows I'm leaving
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• butt
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Disgusted, but not surprised
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• like you're blind but still can see
• I'm
• I'm not sure
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• My cats think I'm a God
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm Afraid
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm not a dick.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Good from far, but far from good
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• High school can kill you
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm tired
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm with stupid
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not talking about
• I'm a Medieval Man
• i'm everything (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Not There
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.

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