• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm a stranger here myself
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Being a dickhead
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm
• I'm not sure
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• My cats think I'm a God
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• ahead
• But thanks for playing
• terrified but hopeful
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Not atheist, but what then?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• no ideas but in things
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• Charles Butt Stanton
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Not Peace But A Sword
• Getting girls
• Getting there is half the fun
• Getting you and your nodes noticed
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• Almost getting cut from the team
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm tired
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm with stupid
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm not Greg
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• ahead of the curve
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Butt fluffies
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• anger is honest but not truthful
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• nothing but (user)
• Pretty Butt (user)
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Getting old while programming
• Getting the most out of SETI@Home on your Mac
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• Getting a hotel room at age 16
• Getting dumped
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Zeit im Bild
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• pukesick: notes to myself
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently

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