Findings:

• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• eternity would be boring
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• I never thought it would be like this
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Hot pursuit
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• She was too beautiful to be human
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Be cool in college
• Mind without body
• That would be me
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Cool To Be You
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The man who refused to be King
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• it would be hilarious if only
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The best kind of bartender
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• play dumb
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Who Will Be There
• That I Would Be Good
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Where's the kaboom?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• A whimper would be fine
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Be different, just like everyone else
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If God was willing to let it be
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Just to see what it would be like
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.

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