Findings:

• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• How To Think About God
• The children of Palestine
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• I don't know about everybody else but I hate this node, you jerk!!!
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• I won't raise my children to kill your children.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• When you think about smoking
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Photography and religion
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• listen()
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• The Volkswagen commercial you won't see (but should)
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• If you are considering suicide, think about this
• I think a lot about the rabbits
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Conventional views about human cloning
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I try not to think about it
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I think I'm about to be stood up
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Freedom Of Speech Won't Feed My Children
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Think About Mutation
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Porn industry
• Think of the children!
• What About Bob?
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Japanese Words About Gardens T-Z
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I don't feel the same way about you
• What dogs dream about
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• the truth about Chiquita bananas
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Confusing parable about fish 2
• example of slogan about drugs
• Good from far, but far from good
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• same same, but different
• Boston Butt
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Seymore Butts
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• butt rock
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• When I have female children
• T.A.Z.: Wild Children
• Beware: Children At Play
• Israeli Children's Songs
• Video games influence children
• How children draw
• Children overboard affair
• Indigo Children
• British Book Award for Illustrated Children's Book of the Year
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Give me a moment, please
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• If you love somebody, set them free
• Think Geek (user)
• Think Quick
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
• The Government Won't Protect You!
• See a man about a horse
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• i had a dream about the future
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Talk About Suffering
• The Truth About Microsoft Instructor-Led Courses
• Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
• de Broglie's explanation of Bohr's assumption about angular momentum
• About 2 Squares
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The truth about angels
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I know what is about to come
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• A shadow, and a smouldering cigarette butt
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Children's TV
• Comics are not just for children
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Thank God For Little Children
• Children of Cult Leaders
• Shriners Hospitals for Children
• lies to children
• Children in Need
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• somebody special_root (category)
• And What Do You Think?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Think globally, act locally
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I think my cats are missing the point
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• Think (user)
• I think of my organs and fold my arms
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• the moon won't shine into my window anymore
• Mad About You
• Flags and flag etiquette

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