Findings:

• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Like a really good sex
• But I Like You
• I just couldn't work like that
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Works like the train toilet
• Work like you don't need the money
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• You like me, you really like me!
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• War is hell but men like it
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• But what are they really thinking?
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Sexist jokes
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• My aunt doesn't like them
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• What life after death will really be like
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Not really by the rules, but...
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• But my computer really IS possessed
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• How the heart really works
• But can you still cry like a child?
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• I couldn't help but notice your pain
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• Tastes like chicken
• Cake Like
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• joy is like curing hiccups
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• If the real world were like the internet
• Greeks like their women armless
• I do not like the radio man.
• Like 'a Day
• Like a Hard Rain
• All religions are not like Christianity
• Just like you
• Like a broken pencil
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
• How to Encourage Others to Like You
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• What is it like to menstruate?
• Usage of the word like
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Like phantoms, wandering and secretly appalled
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Well, that's like, just your opinion, man
• why girls like assholes
• What is really real?
• Men's guide to what a woman really means
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• The More You Suffer, The More It Shows You Really Care
• CHINA CLIPPER CALLING ALAMEDA: Opera, Britney, and a really big snake
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• work ethic
• Sorrento work
• good works
• Cooperative Work
• S2 Works (Evangelion BGM Box Set)
• The Complete Works of John Donne
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• How to steal from your work
• Mianus Motor Works
• Sewer, Gas, & Electric: The Public Works Trilogy
• Tracers work both ways
• You have your work cut out for you
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• The song that doesn't end
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• size doesn't matter
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• I do not like doctors
• Like a Dream
• As You Like It I.ii
• I like cock
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• How do ya like them apples?
• MP3s sound like shit
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• What did Jesus look like?
• What jail is like
• I like my instability
• Mind without body
• feeling like it
• like a virgin on prom night
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• A man, like a twig
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• I could lie like this forever
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• like iron shredding velvet
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• A City Much Like San Francisco
• With him it was always like
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?

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