The Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind.
Don't read it. Really, it's not worth starting, you just have to finish... Juxtaposition - Piers Anthony
The author can never resist going back to puns...
Thank You for Smoking - Christopher Buckley
Let it Be... Naked The Beatles
My 1.5 year old as he stares just to the left of (fill in latest thing0, or maybe (other thing). Why always to the left?
On further reflection I've realized my Newb status here is made so much more obvious by my little bio. To really fit in I'll need to add:
sexual advances rated pg-13
Something to make me look all Artsy