So like I mentioned somewhere before, all my coworkers decided to take today as a sick day to get a four day weekend because of Independence Day, and I'm here in the office completely alone. I considered calling my girlfriend and having sex on everyone's desk, but I decided there might be some security cameras they decided not to tell the lowly intern about.

So, as a harmless practical joke, I'm in the process of moving all the desks and empty computer boxes into a super dimensional fortress which I have helpfully named Fort RimRod. I donno how well they're gonna take this, but I'll definitely have a good half an hour to prepare while they try to get past my fort's defenses with the flamethrowers.

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