Findings:

• Break me. I'm elated.
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Give me a break!
• Break Me Shake Me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• sky loves me (user)
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Me, a lantern in your lighthouse, my keeper
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Help Me, Daddy
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• (Come get me).
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• Let Me In
• Breaks
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• cigarette break
• There is more of me than you imagine
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm not Greg
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Nuts
• I,m your Buttocks (user)
• -Me- (user)
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Just call me fluffy
• A Woman Waits for Me
• Tomorrow Belongs to Me
• Rhode Island It's for Me
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• tell me the truth
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• help me (user)
• Hurt me plenty
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• You say you want to help me
• Call if you need me
• Away to me
• Jenny Kissed Me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Call Me Princess
• It kills me to watch them go
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Send me downstream
• She only wants me for sex
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• Pentax ME Super
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Can you hear me knocking?
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• she, he, and me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• Desire Me (user)
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• There was no one waiting for me...
• You Heard Me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Spring Break
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Break On Through
• Tell me a story about drains
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Breaking a bank machine in 2 easy steps
• Double strand break
• Lunch Break
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

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