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• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Making meaning out of hard links
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• How To Think About God
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• But can a robot love.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Can We Talk About This?
• There is no god but God
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• God as a reductio ad absurdum
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• There but for the grace of God go I
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• out and about
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• He smiles but it's not real.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• like you're blind but still can see
• we can give up, but the world never will
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You can run, but you can't hide
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm All You Can Think About
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• But What About the Property Damage?
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• You can, but you may not
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God

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