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• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• Mr. President
• U.S. Federal Government: Executive Office of the President
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Vice President of the United States
• Vice President Dick Cheney's Speech from Afghanistan
• When fierce media executives attack!
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He'll never know what he's missing
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Salary of the President of the United States
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• When or Not, Make it Great
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He brings me books like flowers
• Jesus He Knows Me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• he calls me monster
• He called me Sarah once
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I married him because he was not mean
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When he became an old man
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• he calls me girly (user)
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• When you wake up feeling old
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• When your presents give me hives
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• he smokes like a cello plays
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• I know when the world will end
• You know you're a geek when...
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• man when you are telling me how it was
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• me and mr. wallace
• Summer never answers when you call
• kill him dead; don't call me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• mr. know it all (user)
• President Kennedy's Speech Regarding the Berlin Crisis
• The President's Analyst
• The Presidents
• The Presidents' Athletic Conference
• French Constitution: The President of the Republic
• Jesse "The President" Ventura
• French Presidents
• The Honorable President Lissajous
• President Jimmy Carter's Nobel Lecture
• Presidents of Israel
• President George W. Bush's speech to the Australian Houses of Parliament
• President George W. Bush's Speech at the 2004 Republican National Convention
• Bartlet for America
• Snow, blossom, and the making of presidents
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When I get like this
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• I like the way he reads poetry
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• A poem for when I loved him
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Mr. Bach Comes to Call
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You know you're blacked out when...
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• Committee to Re-elect the President
• U.S. Presidents
• President Reagan's Speech Regarding SDI/Star Wars
• To A President
• Excerpts from a letter to President Pierce from Chief Seattle
• Reasons why George W. Bush became president
• President George W. Bush to the 300th graduating class of Yale University
• President Bush addresses prayer service
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Shadow President
• President's Daily Briefing
• Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs
• President George W. Bush Addresses Nation on the Capture of Saddam Hussein, December 14, 2003
• President Kennedy's American University Commencement Address
• President Kennedy's heroism during the Cuban Missile Crisis
• Rolex president (user)
• U.S. Presidents (category)
• president (user)
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• When you blow out like a dead star
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He taught me how to smoke
• you know he said

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