Findings:

• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• better off with him than here with me
• Better him than me
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• For Better or For Worse
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• make or break
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• give me the truth or nothing
• I must die or be better
• Love Me or Leave Me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• It's Me or the Dog
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• She could not live with or without him
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Drugs Or Me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• male or female
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Pair or Single
• Be a model or just look like one
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Potato or Parmentier Soup
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
• Molecules with silly or unusual names
• Collaborative writing or the hairdresser's gothic
• true or false
• James Orr
• Liberty or Death
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• It must have rained or something
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Without hope or agenda
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Easter and Anti-Zombitism Or Resurrection vs. Undead
• Sycophant or Psychopomp: such is the Quandary
• The book is better than the movie
• I was a homeless bum
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• My country, right or wrong!
• Is language innate or learned?
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• To IRC or Not to IRC...
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• Brown Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• Dead Or Alive 3
• toni orr (user)
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Are you more an R2-D2 or a C-3PO, robosexually speaking?
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• CD vs. vinyl
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Exclusive Or
• Our way or the highway
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Taking your fiance's last name
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• Portland, Oregon Gay District
• Is this poetry or crap?
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• Flavour or presentation?
• To drive or not to drive
• Teutonicism or Germanism: a same-concept-different-word thing
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• plain sailing or not
• Right handed, or left handed?
• The truth, or something like it

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