Findings:

• I opened a fortune cookie for you yesterday
• The best teacher I ever had
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Parking warning
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The best line I ever used
• Best Week Ever
• The Fortune Cookie Game
• the best damned story ever written
• The best comeback ever
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The Everything Fortune Cookie
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• fortune cookie
• Group processes observed in the Hevert Ying Fortune Cookie Factory
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The best thing ever
• Fortune Cookie Prize
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Best Death Ever
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• A Boy's Best Friend
• My gay best friend
• The Best of Don McLean
• Charles Best
• J.T. Best (user)
• The Best of 2600: A Hacker Odyssey
• cookie file
• Oatmeal Cookie
• The worst name ever
• Dick Green
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• all she ever wanted
• Dion Fortune
• Best Seller List
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Best Practices in Literacy Instruction
• Best college admission essays
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• The Best American Comics 2006
• The best place to live
• The healing power of a cookie
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• The greatest drill command ever
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• The Scariest Eurovision Songs Ever
• Cleopatra's Fortune
• best users (usergroup)
• The Next Best Thing
• Sex with your best friend
• The Best and the Brightest
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
• The Best Years of Our Lives
• Cookie Puss
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• cookie mass (user)
• Live the greatest story ever told
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Worst Node Ever
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• Milwaukee's Best
• Some of my best friends are
• Tokyo's Best Stuff
• My best dead friend
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Best? (user)
• Digging For Gold: The Prostitution of the Best Actress Oscar
• Some of my best friends are djs
• J.H. SWANSBURY IS THE BEST OILMAN
• Breast is best
• to my best friend
• cookie jar
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• happily ever after
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Ever After
• All you ever did was let it happen
• The Three Sons of Fortune
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• The best interview advice I received
• Live Era '87-'93
• George Best
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
• Best friends, for awhile
• The Be@st (user)
• brandys best friend (user)
• Richard and Judy Best Read of the Year
• Everything's Best Killers
• Cookie Monster
• The Cookie Exploit
• Oatmeal white chocolate cranberry cookie
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• The worst fanfic ever
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• You'll earn a fortune
• the best things in life are free
• Balanced honesty is the best policy
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Honest people are the best liars.
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
• Best places to bike in Miami
• The Best Kind of Motorcycle is a Horse
• Give your best lines away
• cookie sheet
• miss cookie (user)
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The Scariest Ho Ever
• The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Cookie's Fortune
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Best of the Best
• Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
• Best of Jools Holland
• The Best Scones
• The Best Of 1980-1990
• Microsoft Exchange Server Best Practices Analyzer Tool
• Boxing's Best (user)
• Best of Friends
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• They all lived happily ever after
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• Nothing ever changes
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Time and Good Fortune
• The best sky

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